20 methods to make her make you! Even as we all understand, splitting up is difficult to do.

20 methods to make her make you! Even as we all understand, splitting up is difficult to do.

13. Constantly drink excessively. Do not stop unless you’re staggering, slurring and slightly embarrassing yourself. During intercourse, paw at her incompetently and belch at key moments. Then drift off, sweating lager and snoring loudly. She’ll dump you with time to get the liver right back into form.

14. Be lame and weedy on all issues pertaining to your diet and health. Get vegan, then insist you may not consume carrots, mushrooms or any type of salad since you dislike them. Create a wheat sensitivity. (mehr …)